Oh ducks divine, of little mind,
Your intelligence is lacking.
You wander around on the muddy ground
All the while quacking.
Your eyes, your bill, your curly tail,
Your feathers are resplendant.
No cats with claws or gaping jaws
Would deter your brave defendant!
The way you squat in stinking rot
Seems stupidity in full measure,
But to you, the squishy poo
Is the height of joyful pleasure!