These are some lines that were taken out, because of things like wrong number of syllables or there was a better line for the situation or there was nothing that would ryhme with a particular word.
The way you squat in puddles squalid and hang around and poop so solid...
Oh ducks divine, of little mind, you truly have no brain.
Your habit of inbibing mud shows your truly royal blood!
Your very kiss is what I miss when I have gone away.
If cats with claws and gaping jaws came at you with menace, with lightning speed I'd meet your need, and safety I'd replenish!!!